At Slop & Plop, we cut out the middleman: taste, presentation, and expensive refrigeration.
Our Signature Troughs (Menu Options)
The "Plop" Mains
Brown Meat MedleyA proprietary blend of beef, pork, and mystery protein entirely uniform in texture. No chewing required!
The Beige BakePasta, mayonnaise, and mistery meat A crowd favroute!
Surplus Seafood SurpriseSourced fresh from the docks at closing time. It smells like the ocean, loud and clear!
The "Slop" Sides & Desserts
ice creamice cream.
How Is It So Cheap? (£1.95/head)
People ask us all the time: "billy, how can you afford to feed 200 wedding guests for under four hundred quid?"
Simple: We don't use plates we use paper cups, our staff wears their own tracksuits to save on laundry costs, and we do not offer taste-tests. What you get is what's in the transit van!
*Plus a mandatory 45% cleanup and biological hazard fee.
OUR PROMISE: If more than 35% of your guests experience symptoms, your next event is half price!